I am a freelance writer and comedian residing in Portland OR. I am a video game enthusiast and addict, and video games are creating legitimate real life problems for me. I am using this blog selfishly, as therapy for my video game rage issues. Hopefully other gamers can relate to my frustrations with these games (I'm looking at YOU Hearthstone!) and we can have a healthy discussion. Also, I want to ego masturbate with my bottomless compulsion to be ironic/sarcastic. Videogames!